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Total Medals Earned: 85 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,645 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

BearBound

Devil of Ski Free Unlocked 1/8/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Merit Badge Unlocked 1/8/11
10 Points
Find the camp.
Bear it all Unlocked 1/8/11
25 Points
Get a career.
StarBound Unlocked 1/8/11
25 Points
Find the rocket ship.
Look Down on Me 25 Points Find the secret temple.

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 9/13/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Long Fall Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Having a Blast Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Game Over 10 Points Let history take its course.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Collateral 25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (45/500 points)

Doodle God

Doodle Demi-God Unlocked 8/5/10
10 Points
Unlock half the category groups.
Doodle Almost-God 10 Points Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Doodle True-God 50 Points Discover all elements.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Extreme Gardening

1st Bronze Unlocked 4/3/10
5 Points
Your very first bronze!
1st Silver Unlocked 4/3/10
10 Points
Your very first silver!
Day area Unlocked 4/3/10
10 Points
Complete day area!
Sunset area Unlocked 4/3/10
25 Points
Complete sunset area!
1st Gold 10 Points Your very first gold!
All Bronzes 50 Points Collect all bronzes!
Night area 50 Points Complete night area!
All Golds 100 Points Collect all golds!
All Silvers 100 Points Collect all silvers!

Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/360 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)